Two For One

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/10/2020 at 14:05 • Filed to: None

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Police in Oregon caught a break Sunday morning when a man accused of stealing an SUV crashed into a separate, unrelated stolen car after a brief chase.

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CB > ttyymmnn 07/10/2020 at 14:09

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Remand them in custody solely for how smug the mugshots look.

Nom De Plume > ttyymmnn 07/10/2020 at 14:14

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When you get thrown together with that special someone you’ve spent your entire life in search of.

lone_liberal > ttyymmnn 07/10/2020 at 14:15

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That explains the smirk on her face. I wonder what expression she had when the intoxicants wore off?

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > CB 07/10/2020 at 14:16

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I was gonna say...who smiles in a mugshot?!

CB > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 07/10/2020 at 14:17

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People who are still drunk/high for the most part.

Most people go with shame/I just woke up/I may have shit myself for their look in a mugshot.

ranwhenparked > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 07/10/2020 at 14:26

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Apart from this guy, you mean?

facw > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 07/10/2020 at 14:26

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William Henry Gates III?

Wacko > ranwhenparked 07/10/2020 at 14:31

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What did Miley Cyrus do this time?

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 07/10/2020 at 14:42

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Assholes.

Unless it’s for a righteous cause. Then you get a pass.

Also, Bill Gates smiled in his, and I like him.

Tekamul > ttyymmnn 07/10/2020 at 15:08

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I’m surprised the 2 nd driver wasn’t Alanis Morissette

/old

ttyymmnn > Tekamul 07/10/2020 at 15:15

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Saw her in NYC when she was flogging her Broadway show. We were on our way to see Dear Evan Hansen. Lots of paparazzi. I really wanted to tell, “That’s not what “ ironic” means!”

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ttyymmnn 07/10/2020 at 15:19

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It was a magical moment as their eyes met from across the bench seat in the back of the police car.

Nom De Plume > ranwhenparked 07/10/2020 at 15:21

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/ban

/permaban

/somethingworse

ttyymmnn > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 07/10/2020 at 15:29

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She is kind of cute, in a crazy methhead hooker sort of way. 

ttyymmnn > facw 07/10/2020 at 15:33

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Clearly, that loser will never amount to anything. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ttyymmnn 07/10/2020 at 15:35

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I think unashamed and flirtatious isn't cute for very long with a meth head hooker.

A Boy and His Longtail > ttyymmnn 07/10/2020 at 15:38

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gettingoldercarguy > ttyymmnn 07/10/2020 at 15:54

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“Daddy, tell us the story of how you and mommy met again.”

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > lone_liberal 07/10/2020 at 16:25

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Are those mug shots or just drivers license photos? I assumed the latter. 

lone_liberal > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 07/10/2020 at 16:27

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I thought they were mug shots since we’re not allowed to smile in our driver licence pics but now that I look again I think you’re right. 

DipodomysDeserti > CB 07/10/2020 at 17:18

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Says the cop...

Thank god you guys aren’t judges or juries.

I was smiling inside watching the cop that arrested me do all sorts of dumb stuff. Thought about smiling in my mugshot, but I know a lot of you have the same mentality you just expressed, and you can really fuck us over while detained. So I pretended to be a sheep to make the guy feel important.

DipodomysDeserti > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 07/10/2020 at 17:20

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I know this might sound strange, but believe it or not, a lot of cops don’t know what they’re doing, and arrest people who shouldn’t be arrested.

CB > DipodomysDeserti 07/10/2020 at 17:28

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Man, it's a joke on the internet.

DipodomysDeserti > CB 07/10/2020 at 18:51

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Sorry for jumping on you.

Spent too much time around you guys this week and you just aren’t a funny bunch.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > CB 07/10/2020 at 20:18

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*smugshots